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The Saga of Jackie and Wesley - A True Story
I think everybody knows that Wesley and Jackie got married a few months ago. And that they've been fighting ever since. (Ever since they met, actually.) Here's some recent developments:
They've been living with her mother since they got married, because Jackie wouldn't live in Wesley's house because he picked it out with a previous girlfriend.
She finally agreed to move into his house recently.
After they moved, Wesley had to go to Oklahoma to sell some cows.
When he returned, Jackie had moved out, disappeared, and he has no idea where she is.
She took half of everything with her. Including two of the four kitchen chairs. Half of all his dress pants. And, in an inspired bit of malice, one sock out of every pair.
He's reportedly been going to work in mismatched socks ever since.
She says it's final, it's over, because she's sick of him working so much. I guess she never noticed how much he worked in the what, three years?, that they dated before they got married.
There, doesn't that brighten up your weekend?
I think everybody knows that Wesley and Jackie got married a few months ago. And that they've been fighting ever since. (Ever since they met, actually.) Here's some recent developments:
They've been living with her mother since they got married, because Jackie wouldn't live in Wesley's house because he picked it out with a previous girlfriend.
She finally agreed to move into his house recently.
After they moved, Wesley had to go to Oklahoma to sell some cows.
When he returned, Jackie had moved out, disappeared, and he has no idea where she is.
She took half of everything with her. Including two of the four kitchen chairs. Half of all his dress pants. And, in an inspired bit of malice, one sock out of every pair.
He's reportedly been going to work in mismatched socks ever since.
She says it's final, it's over, because she's sick of him working so much. I guess she never noticed how much he worked in the what, three years?, that they dated before they got married.
There, doesn't that brighten up your weekend?
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