This is hysterical, although it's not intended to be. At least, not in the way that I find it hysterical. This poor man has obviously been home with no one to talk to but his baby for FAR too long! The information in the posts will be familiar to anyone who's ever had a baby, but it's the charts and graphs that put it over the top. Be sure and check out the "First Time Here - Trixie Update 101".