Joys of old age
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a sex
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his sexual advice, that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to observe them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at their age.
This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor and leaves.
Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help you find out?"
The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his sexual advice, that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to observe them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at their age.
This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor and leaves.
Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help you find out?"
The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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