McSweeney's Internet Tendency: If Only They Kept Diaries: Roadrunner.

"If Only They Kept Diaries: Roadrunner."

This is absolutely hysterical. Or maybe I'm having a "low humor threshold" day. But wait, here's a sample:

"Monday

Up early. Ran like hell. No sign of coyote. Ate. Fidgeted. Ran like hell."