"DogCatRadio.com is the newest online radio station designed for your dog or cat. The station plays a popular blend of songs often referred today as 'mix', but selected to sooth your pets while you're away.
Listening to the station, the DJ will say stuff to your pets like:
"We want your owner to come home to a clean and friendly home, so please don't chew or tear anything up."
"Oh, and be kind to the mailman, he only wants to deliver your owner's mail."