VICE PRESIDENT Dick Cheney accidentally shot documentary filmmaker Michael Moore yesterday as Moore was walking out of a Manhattan Denny's.
A spokesperson for the vice president said that it was a 'complete accident' and that Cheney felt 'horrible.' The White House released a statement saying that the shooting was 'just bad timing. Vice President Cheney, who is well-versed in firearms safety, was merely sitting in a shrub, wearing camouflage, outside of a Denny's frequented by Mr. Moore.' The statement went on to say that Cheney had been in the shrub for 'several days.' Moore is said to have suffered only minor injuries and was released from the hospital."
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