3/15/2006

A Quickie

Breakfast at the White House One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies,"I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies," How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says,"How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you've been in office for your second term for only a short time now!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche".

2 comments:

martell said...

hey, did you make that up? that's goooooood!

Sharon said...

Nope, it was being e-mailed around.