This is a sex test. This is a test of the Emergency Sex System. If this had been actual sex, you would have been instructed where to put the condom.
This has been a test of the Emergency Sex System. We now return you to your regular blog.
Actually, I've heard that if you have the word "sex" in your blog, you'll get lots of hits. I don't usually resort to cheap tricks like that, but I thought it would be a good way to get more people to see the post below about the missing people.