HOW TO ORDER WINE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE

"'I'm not a wine guy. I like whisky and beer. But I appreciate the artistry that goes into making wine and I respect people who have a good grasp of Oenology. However, since most people are dopes when it comes to ordering wine, I've assembled a list of tips to help you not look like a putz. It's not an exhaustive list. (It's not a knowledgeable list for that matter either. I'm sure the wine snobs are going to rip it apart.) It's just a list of observations I've made over the years."