"Bush's State of the Union address isn't scheduled until next Tuesday, but it's never too early to start memorizing the rules of the State o' th' Union Drinking Game.
- whenever Bush looks either confused or like he just accidentally crapped his pants: one pull of beer
- awkward pauses during which W. stares blankly into the camera: one shot of Jim beam"
But wait, there's more! At Timmy's house...