State Of The Union Drinking Game

"Bush's State of the Union address isn't scheduled until next Tuesday, but it's never too early to start memorizing the rules of the State o' th' Union Drinking Game.

- whenever Bush looks either confused or like he just accidentally crapped his pants: one pull of beer

- awkward pauses during which W. stares blankly into the camera: one shot of Jim beam"

But wait, there's more! At Timmy's house...