9/30/2005

A CAJUN HAIRCUT

Thibodeaux sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber, Cormier, looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." Thibodeaux leaves.

A few days later Thibodeaux sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

Cormier looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "about 3 hours." Thibodeaux leaves.
A week later Thibodeaux sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

Cormier looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."

Cormier looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Menard, follow Thibodeaux and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

A little while later, Menard comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Menard, where does he go when he leaves here?

"Menard looks up, tears in his eyes and says "Your house".

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